silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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callmebananasplitt: How did the butcher introduce his wife? MEAT PATTY 

waakeme-up:

amazing

neoliberalismkills:

Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying

(Source: neoliberalismkills, via waakeme-up)

"The best project you’ll ever work on is you."
- Sonny Franco (via psych-facts)

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somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

(Source: alexandrakollontai, via waakeme-up)

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via confirmance)